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Sam Smith - Lay Me Down (Epique Remix) 

Was riding to this at 6 AM in my brothers drop top with the bass on high. BEAUTIFUL AS FUCK!

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Sir, I dare you to be more adorable

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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greed:

it annoys the absolute fuck out of me when people say kylie jenner had plastic surgery. 

ok ya her lips are bigger but i can do the same thing with lip liner and some lipstick

like the fuck makeup can change the entire face and no plastic surgeon would consent to a young teenage girls whose body is still developing to get plastic surgery and neither would her parents regardless of how you see or hate the kardashians. 

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greed:

There’s no greater pain than liking someone so much whilst they have no feelings for you at all.

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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Mom Tf

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